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If bling is your thing, then you're gonna vibe with these premium party pants - big time! Spun from snazzy gold sequins which are backed onto a rich black velvet fabric, these shorts are unfeasibly soft for such shiny attire

Don't hold back!  Get these bad bois in your disco dress-up locker before they are gone. As always we have just a few available in each size to keep them rare, unique and collectable. 

Fiercely fabulous festivalwear, this is what dress-up dreams are made of.  Add party pockets with a limited edition Disarray Bumbag

Create a dazzling two-piece combo by mixing or matching a pair of pimped-up playwear party shorts with an iconic State of Disarray Jazzy Jacket or Havin' it Hoodie.  

If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Deluxe sequin and velvet fabric in rich gold and gloss black.
• Super soft cotton mix waistband and leg panels. 
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring lace. 
• Premium four-way stretch lining in soft breathable fabric for ultimate comfort and zero sequin scratching. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor-made and true to size. The main fabric is sequin with minimal stretch. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available. Fees are quoted at checkout before payment is made. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase: 3 Trees will be planted for every purchase of this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

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It's all about the booty shorts, Baby! The Captain's pick! These are one of my favourite items ever! They are so comfortable and flattering that I'm fizzing with confidence whenever I wear them.    

The soft and stretchy micro sequin fabric is trimmed with pearlescent neon green spandex that sits flat and comfortably on the waist and thighs. 

Plus, the adjustable waistband lace and 'low-rider' hipster-style look great on a wide range of shapes, while adding some extra cheeky fun!  

Glittergalactic, discolicious, and utterly fabulous festivalwear - this is what dress-up dreams are made of. Add party pockets with a limited edition Disarray Bumbag

Create a dazzling two-piece combo by mixing or matching a pair of pimped-up playwear party shorts with an iconic State of Disarray Jazzy Jacket or Havin' it Hoodie.  

If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Stretchy micro sequin fabric in tangy orange with a neon green shimmer.
• Sparkling spandex waistband and leg panels in neon green spandex. 
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring lace. 
• Premium four-way stretch lining in soft breathable fabric for ultimate comfort and zero sequin scratching. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor-made and true to size. The main fabric is sequin with medium stretch. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available. Fees are quoted at checkout before payment is made. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase: 3 Trees will be planted for every purchase of this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

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Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

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Rocket Man Realness! Disco for days in a dazzling State of Disarray. Our spectacular unisex sequin shorts have just landed on Earth and can still be seen sparkling from a galaxy far away. 

This limited edition double-sided silver and indigo sequin combo is what disco wear dreams are made of.  Add party pockets with a limited edition Disarray Bumbag

Create a fierce two-piece combo by mixing or matching a pair of pimped-up playwear party shorts with an iconic State of Disarray Jazzy Jacket or Havin' it Hoodie.  

If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• High-quality, double-sided sequin fabric in silver and blue.
• Premium four-way stretch lining in soft breathable fabric for ultimate comfort and zero sequin scratching.  
• Metallic silver spandex waistband and leg panels.
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring lace. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor-made and true to size. The main fabric is sequin with minimal stretch. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available. Fees are quoted at checkout before payment is made. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase: 3 Trees will be planted for every purchase of this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

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Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Who doesn't love a pair of hottie hot Party Pants? That's right, we're bringing back our beautiful booty shorts so you can disco your derriere off in style!

Fashion and functionality unite as the luxurious stretch velvet fabric is trimmed with gold spandex panels that hug your shape with a flattering fit and comfortable cut on the waist and thighs. 

Plus, the adjustable waistband lace and 'low-rider' hipster-style look great on a wide range of shapes, while adding some extra cheeky fun!  

Glittergalactic, discolicious, and utterly fabulous festivalwear - this is what dress-up dreams are made of. Add party pockets with a limited edition Disarray Bumbag

Create a dazzling two-piece combo by mixing or matching a pair of pimped-up playwear party shorts with an iconic State of Disarray Jazzy Jacket or Havin' it Hoodie.  

If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Luxe velvet fabric in rich powder pink. 
• Sparkling spandex panels in metallic gold. 
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring lace.  

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor-made and true to size. The main fabric is velvet with medium stretch. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available. Fees are quoted at checkout before payment is made. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase: 3 Trees will be planted for every purchase of this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

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Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

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Shiny shorts for sparkly humans! Our Harlequin rainbow foil printed shorts are popping off! What a vibe! These pearlescent party pants not only look epic but also feel super slinky to wear.  They have secret side pockets and one more on their disco derriere.   

Fiercely fabulous festivalwear, this is what dress-up dreams are made of.  Add extra party pockets with a limited edition Disarray Bumbag.

Create a dazzling two-piece combo by mixing or matching a pair of pimped-up playwear party shorts with an iconic State of Disarray Jazzy Jacket or Havin' it Hoodie.  

If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• High-quality, light-weight foil printed fabric in a rainbow harlequin design.
• Soft cotton mix waistband and leg panels.
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring lace. 
• Premium four-way stretch lining in soft breathable fabric for ultimate comfort and zero sequin scratching. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor-made and true to size. The main fabric is sequin with minimal stretch. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available. Fees are quoted at checkout before payment is made. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase: 3 Trees will be planted for every purchase of this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

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Disco will never die, especially with sparkle Superstars like you hitting the dance-floor and doing it in Disarray's 'Discoverse' rainbow sequin shorts.  

The soft and stretchy micro sequin fabric is trimmed with premium cotton and lycra-mix panels that sit flat and comfortably on the waist and thighs. 

Plus, the adjustable waistband lace and 'low-rider' hipster-style look great on a wide range of shapes, while adding some extra cheeky fun!  

Glittergalactic, discolicious, and utterly fabulous festivalwear - this is what dress-up dreams are made of. Add party pockets with a limited edition Disarray Bumbag

Create a dazzling two-piece combo by mixing or matching a pair of pimped-up playwear party shorts with an iconic State of Disarray Jazzy Jacket or Havin' it Hoodie.  

If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Stretchy micro sequin fabric in assorted rich jewel rainbow colours. 
• super soft, rich black waistband and leg panels in neon green spandex. 
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring lace. 
• Premium four-way stretch lining in soft breathable fabric for ultimate comfort and zero sequin scratching. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor-made and true to size. The main fabric is sequin with medium stretch. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available. Fees are quoted at checkout before payment is made. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase: 3 Trees will be planted for every purchase of this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

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Serving Disco Ken State of Disarray stylee.  Super bling and unreservedly camp resort shorts for dress-up legends! Rose Pink and gold, double-sided sequin fabric topped off with gold spandex trims and a lining so soft these party puppies are never coming off! 

Fiercely fabulous festivalwear, this is what dress-up dreams are made of.  Add party pockets with a limited edition Disarray Bumbag

Create a dazzling two-piece combo by mixing or matching a pair of pimped-up playwear party shorts with an iconic State of Disarray Jazzy Jacket or Havin' it Hoodie.  

If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• High-quality, double-sided sequin fabric in rose pink and gold.
• Metallic gold spandex waistband and leg panels.
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring lace. 
• Premium four-way stretch lining in soft breathable fabric for ultimate comfort and zero sequin scratching. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor-made and true to size. The main fabric is sequin with minimal stretch. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available. Fees are quoted at checkout before payment is made. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase: 3 Trees will be planted for every purchase of this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

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Who doesn't love a slinky pair of hottie hot pants? This deliciously trashy two-tone pink colourway is giving Barbicore Booty realness.

The soft and stretchy micro sequin fabric in bubble gum pink sparkles with an irresistible, irredecent finish. Topped off with a figure-flattering hot pink spandex trim, these super-cute disco shorts hug you comfortably around the waist and thighs. 

Plus, the adjustable waistband lace and 'low-rider' hipster-style look great on a wide range of shapes, while adding some extra cheeky fun!  

Glittergalactic, discolicious, and utterly fabulous festival-wear - this is what dress-up dreams are made of. Add party pockets with a limited edition Disarray Bumbag

Create a dazzling two-piece combo by mixing or matching a pair of pimped-up playwear party shorts with an iconic State of Disarray Jazzy Jacket or Havin' it Hoodie.  

If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Stretchy micro sequin fabric in bubblegum pink.
• Sparkling spandex waistband and leg panels in hot salmon pink. 
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring lace. 
• Premium four-way stretch lining in soft breathable fabric for ultimate comfort and zero sequin scratching. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor-made and true to size. The main fabric is sequin with medium stretch. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available. Fees are quoted at checkout before payment is made. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase: 3 Trees will be planted for every purchase of this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

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This cosmic colourway snaps, crackles, and POPS OFF when it's hit by natural sunlight, you can almost hear the sparkles!

A selection of colour-changing sequins is sprinkled onto the rich black velvet backing, creating an unfeasibly soft fabric for this level of sparkle. If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

Glittergalactic, discolicious, and utterly fabulous festivalwear - this is what dress-up dreams are made of.  Add party pockets with a limited edition Disarray Bumbag

Create a dazzling two-piece combo by mixing or matching a pair of pimped-up playwear party shorts with an iconic State of Disarray Jazzy Jacket or Havin' it Hoodie.  

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Deluxe party mix sequins backed onto rich black velvet.  
• Super soft cotton mix waistband and leg panels. 
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring lace. 
• Premium four-way stretch lining in soft breathable fabric for ultimate comfort and zero sequin scratching. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor-made and true to size. The main fabric is sequin with minimal stretch. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available. Fees are quoted at checkout before payment is made. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase: 3 Trees will be planted for every purchase of this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

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Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

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These Roarsome slinky velvet tiger print shorts are perfect for statement street-wear struts, beach party play time and festival funz. Wherever your adventure takes you, do it in a State of Disarray. 

The sumptuous velvet has a luminous effect, flashing from rich gold to bright yellow. Expertly spun from four-way stretch velvet, these party pants are made for movement and designed to last for many discos to come.   

Fiercely fabulous festivalwear, this is what dress-up dreams are made of.  Add extra party pockets with a limited edition Disarray Bumbag.

Create a dazzling two-piece combo by mixing or matching a pair of pimped-up playwear party shorts with an iconic State of Disarray Jazzy Jacket or Havin' it Hoodie.  

If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Premium stretch velvet in a rich yellow/gold and black tiger print design.
• Super soft and comfortable backing to the velvet. 
• Branded State of Disarray tape on the side seems.
• 3 pockets
• Soft cotton mix waistband.
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring lace.  

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor-made and true to size. The main fabric is sequin with minimal stretch. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available. Fees are quoted at checkout before payment is made. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase: 3 Trees will be planted for every purchase of this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

✨Fantastic Trustpilot Reviews✨

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

It's Sparkle Safari Time! Who doesn't love a pair of hottie hot Party Pants? That's right, we're bringing back our beautiful booty shorts so you can disco your derriere off in style!

Fashion and functionality unite as the luxurious stretch velvet fabric is trimmed with super-soft, rich black cotton and Lycra mix panels that hug your shape with a flattering fit and comfortable cut on the waist and thighs. 

Plus, the adjustable waistband lace and 'low-rider' hipster-style look great on a wide range of shapes, while adding some extra cheeky fun!  

Glittergalactic, discolicious, and utterly fabulous festivalwear - this is what dress-up dreams are made of. Add party pockets with a limited edition Disarray Bumbag

Create a dazzling two-piece combo by mixing or matching a pair of pimped-up playwear party shorts with an iconic State of Disarray Jazzy Jacket or Havin' it Hoodie.  

If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Luxe velvet fabric in rich powder pink. 
• Sparkling spandex panels in metallic gold. 
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring lace.  

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor-made and true to size. The main fabric is velvet with medium stretch. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available. Fees are quoted at checkout before payment is made. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase: 3 Trees will be planted for every purchase of this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

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Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

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Junger fever is contagious! These statement slinky shorts are flying out in festival land, but I've quarantined a few in captivity that are available online just for you! These rare breeds are available in very limited edition numbers, so be sure to score yours before they stampede off into the great disco of life forever! 

These slinky velvet zebra print shorts are perfect for statement street-wear struts, beach party play time and festival funz. Wherever your adventure takes you, do it in a State of Disarray. 

The sumptuous velvet has a luminous effect, flashing from bright white to rich silvery tones. Expertly spun from four-way stretch velvet, these party pants are made for movement and designed to last for many discos to come.   

Fiercely fabulous festivalwear, this is what dress-up dreams are made of.  Add extra party pockets with a limited edition Disarray Bumbag.

Create a dazzling two-piece combo by mixing or matching a pair of pimped-up playwear party shorts with an iconic State of Disarray Jazzy Jacket or Havin' it Hoodie.  

If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Premium stretch velvet in a rich yellow/gold and black Zebra print design.
• Super soft and comfortable backing to the velvet. 
• Branded State of Disarray tape on the side seems.
• 3 pockets.
• Soft cotton mix waistband.
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring lace.  

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor-made and true to size. The main fabric is sequin with minimal stretch. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available. Fees are quoted at checkout before payment is made. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase: 3 Trees will be planted for every purchase of this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

✨Fantastic Trustpilot Reviews✨

let's get leopardy in these super shiny, animal print shorts.  Check out the totally 'tropicool' sequin palm tree patch on the pocket.  

The soft and stretchy black fabric and trim ensures that these Hottie Hot Pants are really comfortable to wear.

Plus, the adjustable waist-band lace and 'low-rider' hipsters-style fit are super flattering and a bit of cheeky fun!  

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Silky and shiny, gold-tinted leopard print fabric.
  
• Stretchy waistband with an additional adjustable lace.
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• Model Wears Size (S)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact: doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk
  

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Product Note: Most items with patches are sold out. Please only order this design if you don't mind whether it includes a patch or not. 

Our super slinky resort shorts are back by popular demand. This season they're spun from high-quality, stretchy velvet with golden leopard print design.

These printed summer shorts feature branded State of Disarray tape plus a tropi-cool palm tree or pineapple motif made from sequins on the back.

Create a fierce two-piece combo when you mix or match a pair of pimped-up printed tracksuit bottoms with a banging deluxe bomber jacket

Disarray designs are super limited-edition so don't hold back!  If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• High-quality, stretchy velvet fabric with golden leopard print design.
• Sparkling sequin palm tree or Pineapple patch on the back pocket on some pieces. 
• Branded 'State of Disarray' woven tape.
• Pants pockets and rear pocket too.
  
• Elasticated waistband with drawstring lace. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor made and true to size. The main fabric is stretch velvet with an elasticated waist and additional drawstring.
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available Fees are quoted at the checkout before payment. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for every Purchase:  3 Trees will be planted when you purchase this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

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Feeling Hot Hot Hot?! Well get your State of Disarray on in our limited-edition, spandex hot pants, complete with super cute raving neon sea creatures.

These lairy unisex summer shorts are fab for flouncing around in the festival fields, taking a river dip on a wild swimming adventure, getting your yoga on, and of course 'having' it on the roller disco dance-floor. 

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• High-quality four-way stretch fabric.
  
• Elasticated waist
• Mid waist fit  
  

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibres. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact Disco Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Bonus Round!

• FREE re-usable Jazzy Bag with every purchase.
• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £100 
• Worldwide shipping Available Fees are quoted at the checkout before payment. 
• Score 10% off If you're new to Disarray/not already on our mailing list, just click on the 'Score 10% off' pop-up box, subscribe to our mailing list & your unique discount code will be generated. If it doesn't work just try another browser or device. 

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for every Purchase:  3 Trees will be planted when you purchase this piece. See our forest Grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE 
  

Lightning bolts, dinosaurs, palm trees prints are all rolled into these incredible jazzy gym shorts of dreams!

Yes Team, It's time to reveal our 'Danny Disarray Co-ord Collection'.

This banging range features our own unique print designs, perfectly placed on our poly/silk mix, 70's style gym shorts.  There are five incredible custom prints and colourways to choose from, with matching Unisex Jackets and resort shorts available too!

This is the first exciting collaboration between the Captain and Danny Disarray who's bought his crazy cool print-design skills to the party! Now we've reproduced our signature styles in a super limited-edition mix or match' co-ord collection of five colourful custom prints

Danny Disarray's debut capsule collection features his hypnotic artwork in exquisite detail. Each panel has been individually designed, printed and hand-cut, one by one, to ensure perfect print placement every time. This tailoring technique also reduces unnecessary textile waste - BONUS! 

With only a few available in each size and colour, these first incredible pieces are paving the way for a whole new flavour of Disarray!!! Be sure to score your piece of Disarray fashion history before they disappear into the great disco of life!

• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Stretchy waistband.
• Very Limited edition and tailor-made.
• High-quality silk & poly mix pattern placed printed fabric.

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibres. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact Disco Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Bonus Round!

• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray
• FREE re-usable Jazzy Bag with every purchase.
• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £100 
• Worldwide shipping Available Fees are quoted at the checkout before payment. 
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for every Purchase:  3 Trees will be planted when you purchase this piece. See our forest Grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE