WOW that's Mint! 

Crystal gems, State of Disarray insignias, play-blocks and bubbles all rolled into these incredible jazzy gym shorts of dreams!

Yes Team, It's time to reveal our 'Danny Disarray Co-ord Collection'.

This banging range features our own unique print designs, perfectly placed on our poly/silk mix, 70's style gym shorts.  There are five incredible custom prints and colourways to choose from, with matching Unisex Jackets and resort shorts available too!

This is the first exciting collaboration between the Captain and Danny Disarray who's bought his crazy cool print-design skills to the party! Now we've reproduced our signature styles in a super limited-edition mix or match' co-ord collection of five colourful custom prints

Danny Disarray's debut capsule collection features his hypnotic artwork in exquisite detail. Each panel has been individually designed, printed and hand-cut, one by one, to ensure perfect print placement every time. This tailoring technique also reduces unnecessary textile waste - BONUS! 

With only a few available in each size and colour, these first incredible pieces are paving the way for a whole new flavour of Disarray!!! Be sure to score your piece of Disarray fashion history before they disappear into the great disco of life!

• Ethical Fashion
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Trees planted in our mangrove forest in Madagascar when you purchase this design.
• Stretchy waistband.
• Very Limited edition and tailor-made.
• High-quality silk & poly mix pattern placed printed fabric.
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 
• FREE! UK shipping on orders over £100.
• Worldwide shipping also available with fees quoted at checkout before payment.

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• Model Wears Size (S)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact: doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk
  

State of Disarray Insignias, flamboyant flower trim and abstract patterns make these Silky party pants pop!

Yes Team, It's time to reveal our 'Danny Disarray Co-ord Collection'.

This banging range features our own unique print designs, perfectly placed on our poly/silk mix, 70's style gym shorts.  There are five incredible custom prints and colourways to choose from, with matching Unisex Jackets and resort shorts available too!

This is the first exciting collaboration between the Captain and Danny Disarray who's bought his crazy cool print-design skills to the party! Now we've reproduced our signature styles in a super limited-edition mix or match' co-ord collection of five colourful custom prints

Danny Disarray's debut capsule collection features his hypnotic artwork in exquisite detail. Each panel has been individually designed, printed and hand-cut, one by one, to ensure perfect print placement every time. This tailoring technique also reduces unnecessary textile waste - BONUS! 

With only a few available in each size and colour, these first incredible pieces are paving the way for a whole new flavour of Disarray!!! Be sure to score your piece of Disarray fashion history before they disappear into the great disco of life!

Special Features Include: 

• Ethical Fashion
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Trees planted in our mangrove forest in Madagascar when you purchase this design.
• Stretchy waistband.
• Very Limited edition and tailor-made.
• High-quality silk & poly mix pattern placed printed fabric.
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 
• FREE! UK shipping on orders over £100.
• Worldwide shipping also available with fees quoted at checkout before payment.

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• Model Wears Size (S)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact: doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk
  

Dinosaurs, lightning bolts, shooting stars, palm trees and play-blocks all rolled into one incredible pair of jazzy gym shorts of dreams! 

Yes Team, It's time to reveal our 'Danny Disarray Co-ord Collection'.

This banging range features our own unique print designs, perfectly placed on our poly/silk mix, 70's style gym shorts.  There are five incredible custom prints and colourways to choose from, with matching Unisex Jackets and resort shorts available too!

This is the first exciting collaboration between the Captain and Danny Disarray who's bought his crazy cool print-design skills to the party! Now we've reproduced our signature styles in a super limited-edition mix or match' co-ord collection of five colourful custom prints

Danny Disarray's debut capsule collection features his hypnotic artwork in exquisite detail. Each panel has been individually designed, printed and hand-cut, one by one, to ensure perfect print placement every time. This tailoring technique also reduces unnecessary textile waste - BONUS! 

With only a few available in each size and colour, these first incredible pieces are paving the way for a whole new flavour of Disarray!!! Be sure to score your piece of Disarray fashion history before they disappear into the great disco of life!

Special Features Include: 

• Ethical Fashion
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Trees planted in our mangrove forest in Madagascar when you purchase this design.
• Stretchy waistband.
• Very Limited edition and tailor-made.
• High-quality silk & poly mix pattern placed printed fabric.
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 
• FREE! UK shipping on orders over £100.
• Worldwide shipping also available with fees quoted at checkout before payment.

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• Model Wears Size (S)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact: doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk
  

Lightning bolts, dinosaurs, palm trees prints are all rolled into these incredible jazzy gym shorts of dreams!

Yes Team, It's time to reveal our 'Danny Disarray Co-ord Collection'.

This banging range features our own unique print designs, perfectly placed on our poly/silk mix, 70's style gym shorts.  There are five incredible custom prints and colourways to choose from, with matching Unisex Jackets and resort shorts available too!

This is the first exciting collaboration between the Captain and Danny Disarray who's bought his crazy cool print-design skills to the party! Now we've reproduced our signature styles in a super limited-edition mix or match' co-ord collection of five colourful custom prints

Danny Disarray's debut capsule collection features his hypnotic artwork in exquisite detail. Each panel has been individually designed, printed and hand-cut, one by one, to ensure perfect print placement every time. This tailoring technique also reduces unnecessary textile waste - BONUS! 

With only a few available in each size and colour, these first incredible pieces are paving the way for a whole new flavour of Disarray!!! Be sure to score your piece of Disarray fashion history before they disappear into the great disco of life!

• Ethical Fashion
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Trees planted in our mangrove forest in Madagascar when you purchase this design.
• Stretchy waistband.
• Very Limited edition and tailor-made.
• High-quality silk & poly mix pattern placed printed fabric.
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 
• FREE! UK shipping on orders over £100.
• Worldwide shipping also available with fees quoted at checkout before payment.

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact: doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk
  

Lightning bolts, dinosaurs, palm trees and neon green panels all rolled these incredible jazzy resort shorts of dreams! 

Yes Team, It's time to reveal our 'Danny Disarray Co-ord Collection'.

This banging range features our own unique print designs, perfectly placed on our poly/silk mix, 70's style gym shorts.  There are five incredible custom prints and colourways to choose from, with matching Unisex Jackets available too!

This is the first exciting collaboration between the Captain and Danny Disarray who's bought his crazy cool print-design skills to the party! Now we've reproduced our signature styles in a super limited-edition mix or match' co-ord collection of five colourful custom prints

Danny Disarray's debut capsule collection features his hypnotic artwork in exquisite detail. Each panel has been individually designed, printed and hand-cut, one by one, to ensure perfect print placement every time. This tailoring technique also reduces unnecessary textile waste - BONUS! 

With only a few available in each size and colour, these first incredible pieces are paving the way for a whole new flavour of Disarray!!! Be sure to score your piece of Disarray fashion history before they disappear into the great disco of life!

Special Features Include: 

• Ethical Fashion
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Trees planted in our mangrove forest in Madagascar when you purchase this design.
• Stretchy waistband.
• Very Limited edition and tailor-made.
• High-quality silk & poly mix pattern placed printed fabric.
• Branded 'State of Disarray' woven tape around the hems
  
• Woven drawstrings. 
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 
• FREE! UK shipping on orders over £100.
• Worldwide shipping also available with fees quoted at checkout before payment.

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• Male model Wears Size (M)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact: doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Dinosaurs, lightning bolts, shooting stars, palm trees and play-blocks all rolled into these incredible jazzy resort shorts of dreams! 

Yes Team, It's time to reveal our 'Danny Disarray Co-ord Collection'.

This banging range features our own unique print designs, perfectly placed on our poly/silk mix, 70's style gym shorts.  There are five incredible custom prints and colourways to choose from, with matching Unisex Jackets available too!

This is the first exciting collaboration between the Captain and Danny Disarray who's bought his crazy cool print-design skills to the party! Now we've reproduced our signature styles in a super limited-edition mix or match' co-ord collection of five colourful custom prints

Danny Disarray's debut capsule collection features his hypnotic artwork in exquisite detail. Each panel has been individually designed, printed and hand-cut, one by one, to ensure perfect print placement every time. This tailoring technique also reduces unnecessary textile waste - BONUS! 

With only a few available in each size and colour, these first incredible pieces are paving the way for a whole new flavour of Disarray!!! Be sure to score your piece of Disarray fashion history before they disappear into the great disco of life!

Special Features Include: 

• Ethical Fashion
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Trees planted in our mangrove forest in Madagascar when you purchase this design.
• Stretchy waistband.
• Very Limited edition and tailor-made.
• High-quality silk & poly mix pattern placed printed fabric.
• Branded 'State of Disarray' woven tape around the hems
  
• Woven drawstrings. 
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 
• FREE! UK shipping on orders over £100.
• Worldwide shipping also available with fees quoted at checkout before payment.

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• Male model Wears Size (M)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact: doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk
  

Puzzle pieces, tiny dinos, stars, insignias, flamboyant flowers and abstract patterns all rolled these incredible jazzy resort shorts of dreams! 

Yes Team, It's time to reveal our 'Danny Disarray Co-ord Collection'.

This banging range features our own unique print designs, perfectly placed on our poly/silk mix, 70's style gym shorts.  There are five incredible custom prints and colourways to choose from, with matching Unisex Jackets available too!

This is the first exciting collaboration between the Captain and Danny Disarray who's bought his crazy cool print-design skills to the party! Now we've reproduced our signature styles in a super limited-edition mix or match' co-ord collection of five colourful custom prints

Danny Disarray's debut capsule collection features his hypnotic artwork in exquisite detail. Each panel has been individually designed, printed and hand-cut, one by one, to ensure perfect print placement every time. This tailoring technique also reduces unnecessary textile waste - BONUS! 

With only a few available in each size and colour, these first incredible pieces are paving the way for a whole new flavour of Disarray!!! Be sure to score your piece of Disarray fashion history before they disappear into the great disco of life!

Special Features Include: 

• Ethical Fashion
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Trees planted in our mangrove forest in Madagascar when you purchase this design.
• Stretchy waistband.
• Very Limited edition and tailor-made.
• High-quality silk & poly mix pattern placed printed fabric.
• Branded 'State of Disarray' woven tape around the hems
  
• Woven drawstrings. 
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 
• FREE! UK shipping on orders over £100.
• Worldwide shipping also available with fees quoted at checkout before payment.

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• Male model Wears Size (M)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact: doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Sun's out Bum's out! We just love these super sparkly sequin shorts with extra jazzy 'reversible' rainbow and silver holographic sequins.

The soft and stretchy black fabric lining and trim, ensure that these Hottie Hot Pants are really comfortable to wear, with no nasty spiky sequins in the seams.  

Plus, the adjustable waist-band lace and 'low-rider' hipsters-style fit are super flattering and a bit of cheeky fun!

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Super sparkly (double-sided), rainbow & silver hologram sequins.
  
• Stretchy waistband with an additional adjustable lace.
• Soft and stretchy breathable lining for maximum mobility on the dance-floor!    
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibres. 
• Model Wears Size (S)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact: doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk
  

Disco Disco! We just love these super sparkly sequin shorts with a classic black and silver zig-zag pattern.

The soft and stretchy black fabric lining and trim, ensure that these Hottie Hot Pants are really comfortable to wear, with no nasty spiky sequins in the seams.  

Plus, the adjustable waist-band lace and 'low-rider' hipsters-style fit are super flattering and a bit of cheeky fun!  

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Super sparkly sequins in a jazzy zig-zag pattern.
  
• Stretchy waistband with an additional adjustable lace.
• Soft and stretchy breathable lining for maximum mobility on the dance-floor!    
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibres. 
• Model Wears Size (S)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact: doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk
  

Pink Party Animal print shorts, perfect for wild nights in the spotlight!

The soft pink leopard print fabric and stretchy black trim ensure that these Hottie Hot Pants are really comfortable to wear.

Plus, the adjustable waist-band lace and 'low-rider' hipsters-style fit are super flattering and a bit of cheeky. 

Special Features Include: 

• Ethical Fashion
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Super soft and fuzzy pink fabric with a leopard print design.
  
• Stretchy waistband with an additional adjustable lace.
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• Model Wears Size (S)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact: doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk
  

let's get leopardy in these super shiny, animal print shorts.  Check out the totally 'tropicool' sequin palm tree patch on the pocket.  

The soft and stretchy black fabric and trim ensures that these Hottie Hot Pants are really comfortable to wear.

Plus, the adjustable waist-band lace and 'low-rider' hipsters-style fit are super flattering and a bit of cheeky fun!  

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Silky and shiny, gold-tinted leopard print fabric.
  
• Stretchy waistband with an additional adjustable lace.
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• Model Wears Size (S)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact: doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk
  

Deluxe velvet animal print shorts in magenta and gold.

The high-quality velvet fabric and gold spandex trim ensure that these Hottie Hot Pants are really comfortable to wear.

Plus, the adjustable waist-band lace and 'low-rider' hipsters-style fit are super flattering and a bit of cheeky fun! 

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Deluxe magenta velvet fabric with gold leopard print design.
  
• Stretchy waistband and trim in metalic gold spandex with an additional adjustable lace.
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibres. 
• Model Wears Size (S)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact: doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk
  

They're 'Off the Scale' Party People!

Sun yourself in style, in these super sparkly, limited-edition silver sequin shorts. Team these bad-boys with our matching 'Off the Scale' - Jazzy Jacket' for a spectacular showstopping look.

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Super sparkly (double-sided), silver iridescent sequins.
  
• Pearlescent fish scale panels which change from jade to purple shades.
• Stretchy waistband with an additional adjustable lace.
• Soft and stretchy breathable lining for maximum mobility on the dance-floor!    
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact:  thecaptain@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Super sparkly sequins that flash from emerald green to tinted indigo. 
• Stretchy waistband with an additional adjustable lace.
• Soft and stretchy breathable lining for maximum mobility on the dance-floor!    
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• Model wears size (M). 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact:  thecaptain@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Look fabulous, feel out of this world in our very limited-edition, petrol black, pearlescent sequin shorts.

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Super sparkly petrol effect sequins.
  
• Stretchy waistband with an additional adjustable lace.
• Soft and stretchy breathable lining for maximum mobility on the dance-floor!    
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• Model wear size (M)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact:  thecaptain@stateofdisarray.co.uk 
  

Look fabulous, feel out of this world in our very limited-edition, Gold Sequin Shorts.

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Super sparkly miniature gold sequins.
  
• Stretchy waistband with an additional adjustable lace.
• Soft and stretchy breathable lining for maximum mobility on the dance-floor!    
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• Model wear size (M)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact:  thecaptain@stateofdisarray.co.uk 
  

Feeling Hot Hot Hot?! Well get your State of Disarray on in these limited-edition, metallic gold spandex hot pants, and shine bright.  

These super sparkly unisex summer shorts are fab for flouncing around in the festival fields, taking a river dip on a wild swimming adventure, getting your yoga on, and of course 'having' it on the roller disco dance-floor. 

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• High-quality four-way stretch fabric.
  
• Elasticated waist
• Mid waist fit  
  
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact:  thecaptain@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Feeling Hot Hot Hot?! Well get your State of Disarray on in our limited-edition, spandex hot pants, complete with super cute raving neon sea creatures.

These lairy unisex summer shorts are fab for flouncing around in the festival fields, taking a river dip on a wild swimming adventure, getting your yoga on, and of course 'having' it on the roller disco dance-floor. 

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• High-quality four-way stretch fabric.
  
• Elasticated waist
• Mid waist fit  
  
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact:  thecaptain@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Feeling Hot Hot Hot?! Well get your State of Disarray on in our limited-edition, neon rainbow print, spandex hot pants

These lairy unisex summer shorts are fab for flouncing around in the festival fields, taking a river dip on a wild swimming adventure, getting your yoga on, and of course 'having' it on the roller disco dance-floor. 

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• High-quality four-way stretch fabric.
  
• Elasticated waist
• Mid waist fit  
  
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact:  thecaptain@stateofdisarray.co.uk