Sun's out Bum's out! We just love these super sparkly sequin shorts with extra jazzy 'reversible' rainbow and silver holographic sequins.

The soft and stretchy black fabric lining and trim, ensure that these Hottie Hot Pants are really comfortable to wear, with no nasty spiky sequins in the seams.  

Plus, the adjustable waist-band lace and 'low-rider' hipsters-style fit are super flattering and a bit of cheeky fun!

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Super sparkly (double-sided), rainbow & silver hologram sequins.
  
• Stretchy waistband with an additional adjustable lace.
• Soft and stretchy breathable lining for maximum mobility on the dance-floor!    
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibres. 
• Model Wears Size (S)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact: doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk
  

Disco Disco! We just love these super sparkly sequin shorts with a classic black and silver zig-zag pattern.

The soft and stretchy black fabric lining and trim, ensure that these Hottie Hot Pants are really comfortable to wear, with no nasty spiky sequins in the seams.  

Plus, the adjustable waist-band lace and 'low-rider' hipsters-style fit are super flattering and a bit of cheeky fun!  

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Super sparkly sequins in a jazzy zig-zag pattern.
  
• Stretchy waistband with an additional adjustable lace.
• Soft and stretchy breathable lining for maximum mobility on the dance-floor!    
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibres. 
• Model Wears Size (S)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact: doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk
  

Pink Party Animal print shorts, perfect for wild nights in the spotlight!

The soft pink leopard print fabric and stretchy black trim ensure that these Hottie Hot Pants are really comfortable to wear.

Plus, the adjustable waist-band lace and 'low-rider' hipsters-style fit are super flattering and a bit of cheeky. 

Special Features Include: 

• Ethical Fashion
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Super soft and fuzzy pink fabric with a leopard print design.
  
• Stretchy waistband with an additional adjustable lace.
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• Model Wears Size (S)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact: doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk
  

let's get leopardy in these super shiny, animal print shorts.  Check out the totally 'tropicool' sequin palm tree patch on the pocket.  

The soft and stretchy black fabric and trim ensures that these Hottie Hot Pants are really comfortable to wear.

Plus, the adjustable waist-band lace and 'low-rider' hipsters-style fit are super flattering and a bit of cheeky fun!  

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Silky and shiny, gold-tinted leopard print fabric.
  
• Stretchy waistband with an additional adjustable lace.
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• Model Wears Size (S)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact: doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk
  

Deluxe velvet animal print shorts in magenta and gold.

The high-quality velvet fabric and gold spandex trim ensure that these Hottie Hot Pants are really comfortable to wear.

Plus, the adjustable waist-band lace and 'low-rider' hipsters-style fit are super flattering and a bit of cheeky fun! 

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Deluxe magenta velvet fabric with gold leopard print design.
  
• Stretchy waistband and trim in metalic gold spandex with an additional adjustable lace.
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibres. 
• Model Wears Size (S)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact: doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk
  

Our NEW 'Tiny Dino' Resort Shorts are casual, comfortable, and fabulously fun to wear. 

These are Men's shorts which look equally lush on the ladies. Just bear in mind that boys don't have such impressive hip curves as some of us girls, so ladies you might wish to shop a size up.

 Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Cool blue, medium-weight cotton with colourful dinosaur print.
• Branded 'State of Disarray' woven tape.
• Pants pockets and bum pocket too.
  
• Matching cotton waistband lace.
  
• Elasticated waistband.
  
• Super limited-edition colour combination which will never be repeated.
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase.
• Tailor-made to the highest quality.

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care.
• Assorted fibres. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact: doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

The essence of FABULOUS!  Our 'Silky Leopard Print Resort Shorts' are tailor-made from delicious luxury fabric. 

These bad boys are super slinky and slightly stretchy for a casual look and comfortable fit.

These printed summer shorts feature branded State of Disarray tape plus, a tropi-cool palm tree motif made from sequins in the back.

These are men's shorts but look equally lush on the ladies! Feel fabulous, look out of this world when you 'do it in Disarray'

 Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• High-quality, shiny light-weight silky fabric with golden leopard print design.
• Sparkling sequin palm tree patch on the back pocket.
• Branded 'State of Disarray' woven tape.
• Pants pockets and bum pocket too.
  
• Elasticated waistband with drawstring lace.
  
• Super limited-edition colour combination which will never be repeated.
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase.
• Tailor-made to the highest quality.

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care.
• Assorted fibres. 
• Male Model wears size
• (M)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact: doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

They're 'Off the Scale' Party People!

Sun yourself in style, in these super sparkly, limited-edition silver sequin shorts. Team these bad-boys with our matching 'Off the Scale' - Jazzy Jacket' for a spectacular showstopping look.

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Super sparkly (double-sided), silver iridescent sequins.
  
• Pearlescent fish scale panels which change from jade to purple shades.
• Stretchy waistband with an additional adjustable lace.
• Soft and stretchy breathable lining for maximum mobility on the dance-floor!    
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact:  thecaptain@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Super sparkly sequins that flash from emerald green to tinted indigo. 
• Stretchy waistband with an additional adjustable lace.
• Soft and stretchy breathable lining for maximum mobility on the dance-floor!    
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• Model wears size (M). 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact:  thecaptain@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Look fabulous, feel out of this world in our very limited-edition, petrol black, pearlescent sequin shorts.

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Super sparkly petrol effect sequins.
  
• Stretchy waistband with an additional adjustable lace.
• Soft and stretchy breathable lining for maximum mobility on the dance-floor!    
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• Model wear size (M)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact:  thecaptain@stateofdisarray.co.uk 
  

Look fabulous, feel out of this world in our very limited-edition, Gold Sequin Shorts.

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Super sparkly miniature gold sequins.
  
• Stretchy waistband with an additional adjustable lace.
• Soft and stretchy breathable lining for maximum mobility on the dance-floor!    
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• Model wear size (M)
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact:  thecaptain@stateofdisarray.co.uk 
  

Feeling Hot Hot Hot?! Well get your State of Disarray on in these limited-edition, metallic gold spandex hot pants, and shine bright.  

These super sparkly unisex summer shorts are fab for flouncing around in the festival fields, taking a river dip on a wild swimming adventure, getting your yoga on, and of course 'having' it on the roller disco dance-floor. 

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• High-quality four-way stretch fabric.
  
• Elasticated waist
• Mid waist fit  
  
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact:  thecaptain@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Feeling Hot Hot Hot?! Well get your State of Disarray on in our limited-edition, spandex hot pants, complete with super cute raving neon sea creatures.

These lairy unisex summer shorts are fab for flouncing around in the festival fields, taking a river dip on a wild swimming adventure, getting your yoga on, and of course 'having' it on the roller disco dance-floor. 

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• High-quality four-way stretch fabric.
  
• Elasticated waist
• Mid waist fit  
  
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact:  thecaptain@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Feeling Hot Hot Hot?! Well get your State of Disarray on in our limited-edition, neon rainbow print, spandex hot pants

These lairy unisex summer shorts are fab for flouncing around in the festival fields, taking a river dip on a wild swimming adventure, getting your yoga on, and of course 'having' it on the roller disco dance-floor. 

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• High-quality four-way stretch fabric.
  
• Elasticated waist
• Mid waist fit  
  
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact:  thecaptain@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Feeling Hot Hot Hot?! Well get your State of Disarray on in our limited-edition, bright Pink holographic spandex hot pants, and shine bright.  

These super sparkly unisex summer shorts are fab for flouncing around in the festival fields, taking a river dip on a wild swimming adventure, getting your yoga on, and of course 'having' it on the roller disco dance-floor. 

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• High-quality four-way stretch fabric.
  
• Elasticated waist
• Mid waist fit  
  
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact:  thecaptain@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Feeling Hot Hot Hot?! Well get your State of Disarray on in our limited-edition, golden-green holographic spandex hot pants, and shine bright.  

These super sparkly unisex summer shorts are fab for flouncing around in the festival fields, taking a river dip on a wild swimming adventure, getting your yoga on, and of course 'having' it on the roller disco dance-floor. 

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• High-quality four-way stretch fabric.
  
• Elasticated waist
• Mid waist fit  
  
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact:  thecaptain@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Feeling Hot Hot Hot?! Well get your State of Disarray on in our limited-edition, neon green holographic spandex hot pants, and shine bright.  

These super sparkly unisex summer shorts are fab for flouncing around in the festival fields, taking a river dip on a wild swimming adventure, getting your yoga on, and of course 'having' it on the roller disco dance-floor. 

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• High-quality four-way stretch fabric.
  
• Elasticated waist
• Mid waist fit  
  
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact:  thecaptain@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Feeling Hot Hot Hot?! Well get your State of Disarray on in our limited-edition, indigo blue holographic spandex hot pants, and shine bright.  

These super sparkly unisex summer shorts are fab for flouncing around in the festival fields, taking a river dip on a wild swimming adventure, getting your yoga on, and of course 'having' it on the roller disco dance-floor. 

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• High-quality four-way stretch fabric.
  
• Elasticated waist
• Mid waist fit  
  
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact:  thecaptain@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Feeling Hot Hot Hot?! Well get your State of Disarray on in our limited-edition, gold holographic, spandex hot pants, and shine bright.  

These super sparkly unisex summer shorts are fab for flouncing around in the festival fields, taking a river dip on a wild swimming adventure, getting your yoga on, and of course 'having' it on the roller disco dance-floor. 

Special Features Include:

• Ethical Fashion
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• High-quality four-way stretch fabric.
  
• Elasticated waist
• Mid waist fit  
  
• Limited edition and tailor-made
• FREE! Reusable gift bag with every purchase. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice:

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibers. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact:  thecaptain@stateofdisarray.co.uk