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Yip Yip! From our latest collection ‘Pets of Disarray’, we proudly present the ‘Lowrider’. It’s the sausage dog necklace of dreams! Just look at its happy little snout!

Who remembers this iconic toy from the 1980s? Well, now you can get your paws on yours in the form of a charming sausage dog accessory.  

It is the perfect gift for dachshund lovers and an adorable present for wiener puppy parents.  

We love a sausage dog in Disarray.  In fact, we have two of our own called ‘Neon the Dennis, Longfellow the First’ and ‘Little Dottie short stockings’. 

What pet would you like to see next? Is there an animal you want to see in the mix? If you would like to custom order another species or commission a pet portrait of your own fur baby, just message dan@stateofdisarray.co.uk, and he'll be raring to make your Disarray dreams come true!

This bold accessory from our new jazzy jewellery range has been designed in-house and handmade in the UK by Danny Disarray.

This super cute statement piece is created using laser-cut acrylic, carefully constructed in layers, with added engraving and hand-painted details. The oversized pendant dangles with joy from a high-quality stainless-steel chain.
More Details

• Trees planted in Madagascar for every order placed. See our forest here

• Free meals funded for people living below the poverty line in the UK in collaboration with FareShare.org.uk

• Designed in-house & handmade in the UK

• Comes beautifully gift-wrapped in Disarray tissue paper
  

Materials & Fit

• Size - Acrylic Part: 12.5cm wide x 3.5cm tall.

• Chain Length:  45 cm

• Text:  Acrylic

• Chain:   Stainless Steel with a hypoallegenic golden titanium coating
  

Bonus Round!

• Score 10% Off your order if you're not already on our mailing list subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
• FREE re-usable Jazzy Bag with every purchase.
• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available Fees are quoted at the checkout before payment. 

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for every Purchase:  3 Trees will be planted when you purchase this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

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MEEEEEEEOOOOWWWW Superstars! Looks like this party pet hasn't held back on the cat nip! We are utterly obsessed with the first awesome animal available in our new 'Pets of Disarray Collection'.

Heads up, Kitty Gurl. These furry friends have nine lives, meaning there are only nine pieces available in this run to keep them unique and give us time to introduce more pets to the party.

If there is an animal you want to see in the mix or if you would like to custom order another species, especially for you or a loved one, then message dan@stateofdisarray.co.uk, and he'll be raring to make your Disarray dreams come true!

This bold accessory from our new jazzy jewellery range has been designed in-house and handmade in the UK by Danny Disarray.

This super cute statement piece is created using laser-cut acrylic, carefully constructed in layers, with added engraving and hand-painted details. The oversized pendant dangles with joy from a high-quality stainless-steel chain.
More Details

• Trees planted in Madagascar for every order placed. See our forest here

• Free meals funded for people living below the poverty line in the UK in collaboration with FareShare.org.uk

• Designed in-house & handmade in the UK

• Comes beautifully gift-wrapped in Disarray tissue paper
  

Materials & Fit

• Size - Acrylic Part: 11.5cm wide x 10cm tall.

• Chain Length:  45 cm

• Text:  Acrylic

• Chain:   Stainless Steel with a hypoallegenic golden titanium coating
  

Bonus Round!

• Score 10% Off your order if you're not already on our mailing list subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
• FREE re-usable Jazzy Bag with every purchase.
• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available Fees are quoted at the checkout before payment. 

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for every Purchase:  3 Trees will be planted when you purchase this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

Size Guide 

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These are short in the body; check the size guide for fitting advice.

Jumpstart your day dressed in a State of Disarray Jazzy Jumpsuit of Dreams.  Score your statement all-in-one unisex sweatsuit and enjoy stylish city struts, romping around in festival land or lounging the house down on a slouchy Sunday after the party.

Whether you've hunkered down for winter or are embarking on a new adventure, this banging velvet one-piece will be your favourite fashion go-to when you crave a stylish, easy-wear option that feels fun, playful, and comfortable. 

This super deluxe onesie is so versatile. Wear it open in summer with the ankle cuffs pulled up to create a cropped cut.  Add a base layer and wear it throughout the winter months, and this transeasonal onesie will soon be your favourite piece of Disarray kit.

Special Features Include:

• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit (view fitting advice below)
  
• Branded State of Disarray tape on the side seams and hood. 
• Sumptuous stretchy velvet in an unusual green and black leopard print. 
• Fully lined with high-quality, breathable, four-way stretch lining.
• Pouch pockets on the front.
  
• Lovely long zipper keeps you cool while on the dancefloor.
• Stretchy sports-style ankle cuffs
• Lined hood with laces.
• Limited edition and tailor-made.

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibres. 
• Size Guide
• These have come up short in the body.
• Men, please shop at least one size up for a fitted catsuit-style look.  Shop two sizes up for a relaxed sweatsuit/jumpsuit style look.  
• Women shop your size for a fitted catsuit look or shop a 'size up' for a relaxed fit like a classic sweatsuit style onesie. 
  
• If you require specific garment measurements,
  please get in touch with Disco Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk
  

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £100 
• Worldwide shipping Available Fees are quoted at the checkout before payment. 
• Score 10% off. If you're new to Disarray/not already on our mailing list, click on the 'Score 10% off' pop-up box, subscribe to our mailing list & your unique discount code will be generated. If it doesn't work, try another browser or device. 

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam, by our small team of independent home tailors. Learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase:  3 Trees will be planted when you purchase this piece. See our forest Grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 102 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE 
  

Size Guide 

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These are short in the body; check the size guide for fitting advice.

Jumpstart your day dressed in a State of Disarray Jazzy Jumpsuit of Dreams.  Score your statement all-in-one unisex sweatsuit and enjoy stylish city struts, romping around in festival land or lounging the house down on a slouchy Sunday after the party.

Whether you've hunkered down for winter or are embarking on a new adventure, this banging velvet one-piece will be your favourite fashion go-to when you crave a stylish, easy-wear option that feels fun, playful, and comfortable. 

This super deluxe onesie is so versatile. Wear it open in summer with the ankle cuffs pulled up to create a cropped cut.  Add a base layer and wear it throughout the winter months, and this transeasonal onesie will soon be your favourite piece of Disarray kit.

Special Features Include:

• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit (view fitting advice below)
  
• Branded State of Disarray tape on the side seams and hood. 
• Simmering stretchy velvet with a baby pink and blue tye dye effect. 
  
• Fully lined with high-quality, breathable, four-way stretch lining.
• Pouch pockets on the front.
  
• Lovely long zipper keeps you cool while on the dancefloor.
• Stretchy sports-style ankle cuffs
• Lined hood with laces.
• Limited edition and tailor-made.

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibres.
• Size Guide   
  
• These have come up short in the body.
• Men, please shop at least one size up for a fitted catsuit-style look.  Shop two sizes up for a relaxed sweatsuit/jumpsuit style look.  
• Women shop your size for a fitted catsuit look or shop a 'size up' for a relaxed fit like a classic sweatsuit style onesie. 
  
• If you require specific garment measurements,
  please get in touch with Disco Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk
  

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £100 
• Worldwide shipping Available Fees are quoted at the checkout before payment. 
• Score 10% off. If you're new to Disarray/not already on our mailing list, click on the 'Score 10% off' pop-up box, subscribe to our mailing list & your unique discount code will be generated. If it doesn't work, try another browser or device. 

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam, by our small team of independent home tailors. Learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase:  3 Trees will be planted when you purchase this piece. See our forest Grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 102 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE 
  

Size Chart

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Fitting Advice:  Oopsie! These came up smaller than our usual size options. Please double-check the 'size options' for the specific colour you are ordering. If you are between sizes, please size up.

Please use the 'ask a question' box (below), for specific measurements or more info about these sensations sparkling sequin tops.

Sequin Bolero Baby!

Wham Bam! Instant glitz and glam.

We can't stop shimmying in our fabulously glamorous sequin fringe-sleeved shrug! These beauties look incredible on the dance floor and add 'all that jazz' to any outfit. Our new double-layered holographic sequin fringe is extra sparkly. 

This unique bolero is lined, so if there's a chill on a party night, slip into your sequin shrug, which is thoughtfully cut to not conceal the rest of your fabulous outfit. 

Disarray designs are super limited-edition, so don't hold back!  If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there!

Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Sparkling jet black sequin fabric.
  
• Holographic Silversequin fringe. 
• Silver spandex trim.
  
• Soft, stretchy & breathable lining.

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Sequin Fringe shrugs are individually tailor-made. This colour has no stretch. It is a fitted design and is best worn over bare arms. If you prefer more wriggle room and/or would like to layer over other garments, shop a size up.
  
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Bonus Round!

• Score 10% Off your order. If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining Family Disarray.
• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available Fees are quoted at the checkout before payment.  
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam, by our small team of independent home tailors; learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase:  3 Trees will be planted when you purchase this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 104 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE