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Rocket Man Realness! Disco for days in a dazzling State of Disarray. Our spectacular unisex sequin shorts have just landed on Earth and can still be seen sparkling from a galaxy far away. 

This limited edition double-sided silver and indigo sequin combo is what disco wear dreams are made of.  Add party pockets with a limited edition Disarray Bumbag

Create a fierce two-piece combo by mixing or matching a pair of pimped-up playwear party shorts with an iconic State of Disarray Jazzy Jacket or Havin' it Hoodie.  

If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• High-quality, double-sided sequin fabric in silver and blue.
• Premium four-way stretch lining in soft breathable fabric for ultimate comfort and zero sequin scratching.  
• Metallic silver spandex waistband and leg panels.
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring lace. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor-made and true to size. The main fabric is sequin with minimal stretch. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available. Fees are quoted at checkout before payment is made. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase: 3 Trees will be planted for every purchase of this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

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Shiny shorts for sparkly humans! Our Harlequin rainbow foil printed shorts are popping off! What a vibe! These pearlescent party pants not only look epic but also feel super slinky to wear.  They have secret side pockets and one more on their disco derriere.   

Fiercely fabulous festivalwear, this is what dress-up dreams are made of.  Add extra party pockets with a limited edition Disarray Bumbag.

Create a dazzling two-piece combo by mixing or matching a pair of pimped-up playwear party shorts with an iconic State of Disarray Jazzy Jacket or Havin' it Hoodie.  

If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• High-quality, light-weight foil printed fabric in a rainbow harlequin design.
• Soft cotton mix waistband and leg panels.
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring lace. 
• Premium four-way stretch lining in soft breathable fabric for ultimate comfort and zero sequin scratching. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor-made and true to size. The main fabric is sequin with minimal stretch. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available. Fees are quoted at checkout before payment is made. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase: 3 Trees will be planted for every purchase of this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

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Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

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These Roarsome slinky velvet tiger print shorts are perfect for statement street-wear struts, beach party play time and festival funz. Wherever your adventure takes you, do it in a State of Disarray. 

The sumptuous velvet has a luminous effect, flashing from rich gold to bright yellow. Expertly spun from four-way stretch velvet, these party pants are made for movement and designed to last for many discos to come.   

Fiercely fabulous festivalwear, this is what dress-up dreams are made of.  Add extra party pockets with a limited edition Disarray Bumbag.

Create a dazzling two-piece combo by mixing or matching a pair of pimped-up playwear party shorts with an iconic State of Disarray Jazzy Jacket or Havin' it Hoodie.  

If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Premium stretch velvet in a rich yellow/gold and black tiger print design.
• Super soft and comfortable backing to the velvet. 
• Branded State of Disarray tape on the side seems.
• 3 pockets
• Soft cotton mix waistband.
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring lace.  

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor-made and true to size. The main fabric is sequin with minimal stretch. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available. Fees are quoted at checkout before payment is made. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase: 3 Trees will be planted for every purchase of this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

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Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

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Junger fever is contagious! These statement slinky shorts are flying out in festival land, but I've quarantined a few in captivity that are available online just for you! These rare breeds are available in very limited edition numbers, so be sure to score yours before they stampede off into the great disco of life forever! 

These slinky velvet zebra print shorts are perfect for statement street-wear struts, beach party play time and festival funz. Wherever your adventure takes you, do it in a State of Disarray. 

The sumptuous velvet has a luminous effect, flashing from bright white to rich silvery tones. Expertly spun from four-way stretch velvet, these party pants are made for movement and designed to last for many discos to come.   

Fiercely fabulous festivalwear, this is what dress-up dreams are made of.  Add extra party pockets with a limited edition Disarray Bumbag.

Create a dazzling two-piece combo by mixing or matching a pair of pimped-up playwear party shorts with an iconic State of Disarray Jazzy Jacket or Havin' it Hoodie.  

If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Premium stretch velvet in a rich yellow/gold and black Zebra print design.
• Super soft and comfortable backing to the velvet. 
• Branded State of Disarray tape on the side seems.
• 3 pockets.
• Soft cotton mix waistband.
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring lace.  

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor-made and true to size. The main fabric is sequin with minimal stretch. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available. Fees are quoted at checkout before payment is made. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase: 3 Trees will be planted for every purchase of this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

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Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Who doesn't love a slinky pair of hottie hot pants? This deliciously trashy two-tone pink colourway is giving Barbicore Booty realness.

The soft and stretchy micro sequin fabric in bubble gum pink sparkles with an irresistible, irredecent finish. Topped off with a figure-flattering hot pink spandex trim, these super-cute disco shorts hug you comfortably around the waist and thighs. 

Plus, the adjustable waistband lace and 'low-rider' hipster-style look great on a wide range of shapes, while adding some extra cheeky fun!  

Glittergalactic, discolicious, and utterly fabulous festival-wear - this is what dress-up dreams are made of. Add party pockets with a limited edition Disarray Bumbag

Create a dazzling two-piece combo by mixing or matching a pair of pimped-up playwear party shorts with an iconic State of Disarray Jazzy Jacket or Havin' it Hoodie.  

If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Stretchy micro sequin fabric in bubblegum pink.
• Sparkling spandex waistband and leg panels in hot salmon pink. 
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring lace. 
• Premium four-way stretch lining in soft breathable fabric for ultimate comfort and zero sequin scratching. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor-made and true to size. The main fabric is sequin with medium stretch. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available. Fees are quoted at checkout before payment is made. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase: 3 Trees will be planted for every purchase of this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

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Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Disco will never die, especially with sparkle Superstars like you hitting the dance-floor and doing it in Disarray's 'Discoverse' rainbow sequin shorts.  

The soft and stretchy micro sequin fabric is trimmed with premium cotton and lycra-mix panels that sit flat and comfortably on the waist and thighs. 

Plus, the adjustable waistband lace and 'low-rider' hipster-style look great on a wide range of shapes, while adding some extra cheeky fun!  

Glittergalactic, discolicious, and utterly fabulous festivalwear - this is what dress-up dreams are made of. Add party pockets with a limited edition Disarray Bumbag

Create a dazzling two-piece combo by mixing or matching a pair of pimped-up playwear party shorts with an iconic State of Disarray Jazzy Jacket or Havin' it Hoodie.  

If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Stretchy micro sequin fabric in assorted rich jewel rainbow colours. 
• super soft, rich black waistband and leg panels in neon green spandex. 
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring lace. 
• Premium four-way stretch lining in soft breathable fabric for ultimate comfort and zero sequin scratching. 

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor-made and true to size. The main fabric is sequin with medium stretch. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available. Fees are quoted at checkout before payment is made. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase: 3 Trees will be planted for every purchase of this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

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Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Who doesn't love a pair of hottie hot Party Pants? That's right, we're bringing back our beautiful booty shorts so you can disco your derriere off in style!

Fashion and functionality unite as the luxurious stretch velvet fabric is trimmed with gold spandex panels that hug your shape with a flattering fit and comfortable cut on the waist and thighs. 

Plus, the adjustable waistband lace and 'low-rider' hipster-style look great on a wide range of shapes, while adding some extra cheeky fun!  

Glittergalactic, discolicious, and utterly fabulous festivalwear - this is what dress-up dreams are made of. Add party pockets with a limited edition Disarray Bumbag

Create a dazzling two-piece combo by mixing or matching a pair of pimped-up playwear party shorts with an iconic State of Disarray Jazzy Jacket or Havin' it Hoodie.  

If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Luxe velvet fabric in rich powder pink. 
• Sparkling spandex panels in metallic gold. 
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring lace.  

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor-made and true to size. The main fabric is velvet with medium stretch. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available. Fees are quoted at checkout before payment is made. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase: 3 Trees will be planted for every purchase of this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

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Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

It's Sparkle Safari Time! Who doesn't love a pair of hottie hot Party Pants? That's right, we're bringing back our beautiful booty shorts so you can disco your derriere off in style!

Fashion and functionality unite as the luxurious stretch velvet fabric is trimmed with super-soft, rich black cotton and Lycra mix panels that hug your shape with a flattering fit and comfortable cut on the waist and thighs. 

Plus, the adjustable waistband lace and 'low-rider' hipster-style look great on a wide range of shapes, while adding some extra cheeky fun!  

Glittergalactic, discolicious, and utterly fabulous festivalwear - this is what dress-up dreams are made of. Add party pockets with a limited edition Disarray Bumbag

Create a dazzling two-piece combo by mixing or matching a pair of pimped-up playwear party shorts with an iconic State of Disarray Jazzy Jacket or Havin' it Hoodie.  

If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

 Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design, perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Luxe velvet fabric in rich powder pink. 
• Sparkling spandex panels in metallic gold. 
• Elasticated waistband with adjustable drawstring lace.  

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• Shorts are tailor-made and true to size. The main fabric is velvet with medium stretch. 
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Three Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Bonus Round!

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available. Fees are quoted at checkout before payment is made. 
• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase: 3 Trees will be planted for every purchase of this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE