Hoodie Size Guide

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Feel like a 'Jungle VIP' in this outrageously awesome animal print hoodie, expertly spun from luxurious stretch velvet and scattered with sequins that sparkle from amber to gold, reflecting all the colours of the galaxy as they go. 

Yes, Sparkle Superstars! Disarray specializes in jazzy jackets, and we've just added five epic new colourways to our dazzling range of deluxe unisex hoodies!

This fresh new kit will retrofit with pieces from our other collections. Explore more to mix or match a pair of Disarray Dungarees or Joggers to create a fierce trans-seasonal two-piece!

As always, these puppies are super limited-edition, so don't hold back!  If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Sumptuous high-quality velvet fabric in burned umber leopard print. 
• Amber and gold sequin panels backed with strong stretch velvet.
• Signature style Disarray oversized hood with cosy fleece lining and deluxe double-sided faux fur trim.
  
• Stretchy sports-style cuffs and waistband with go-faster stripes. 
• Large pouch pockets to keep your paws warm.
• Lux lining panels are revealed when worn unzipped.
• Soft, stretchy, breathable lining on the dance floor for maximum action!    

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart  Dan has a 32'' waist and 5'10'' tall. He is wearing a Size (L) Hoodie (over base layers).
• Assorted fibres. 
• This is a unisex design.
• We advise customers who consider themselves to have broad shoulders, deep chests, and tall statures to shop one size up in this design.
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Bonus Round

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available Fees are quoted at the checkout before payment. 
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray, a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam, by our small team of independent home tailors; learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase:  3 Trees will be planted when you purchase this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE 
  

Onesie Size Chart

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What the Fluff!? It's true, State of Disarray's 'Ultimate Disco Animal Onesies' are back Baby! After a decade away, we thought it was time to let these pro-level party puppies back out to play.

We're not messing around here Superstars! These new improved jumpsuits of dreams feature all your favourite Disarray designs spun into one epic outfit, making them the world's best-ever onesies!

There are ten spectacular species to choose from but beware, these are rare breeds indeed. With only ten of each animal available, it won't be long before these party pets scamper off to their forever homes. They will never be repeated in these exact colour combos. 

When you find your favourite, don't delay! Score your spirit animal before it wiggles away into the great disco of life forever!

We are fully aware that for many of our amazing customers, this is a big investment in an ethically made, designer outfit, so please don't hesitate to ask us for more information about these incredible all-in-ones.

There's one thing for certain, if you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a comfortable & flattering fit.
• High-quality black and white zebra Print Fabric faux-fur fabric (stretchy). 
  
• Sparling spandex 'V' shaped panels in pink with gold dots. 
  
• Pant pockets with zips, to keep your party kit safe 
• Additional Jacket pockets to keep your paws warm.
• Outrageously oversized hood with faux fur trim andcosy fleece lining. 
• Signature style 'detachable' animal ears.
  
• Stretchy sports-style wrist & ankle cuffs.
• Branded State of Disarray tape on the outer seams of the suit.
• Luxury lining panels inside the main body zip, reveals an extra lick of colour when worn open.
• Soft and stretchy breathable lining for maximum mobility on the dance floor!    

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Assorted fibres. 
• This is a unisex design.
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Bonus Round

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available Fees are quoted at the checkout before payment. 

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for every Purchase:  3 Trees will be planted when you purchase this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE 
  

Hoodie Size Guide

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3 Trees are Planted for Every Purchase

Sparkle yourself into another dimension when you dare to don the Golden mole! Are you ready to feel the thrill of hitting the disco dressed in this pro-level party kit?

Yes, Sparkle Superstars! Jazzy Jackets are what Disarray does best and we've just added five epic new colourways to our dazzling range of deluxe unisex hoodies!

This fresh new kit will retrofit with oodles of pieces from our other collections. Explore more to mix or match a pair of Disarray Dungarees or Joggers to create a fierce trans-seasonal two-piece!

As always these puppies are super limited-edition so don't hold back!  If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Sumptuous high-quality, velvet-backed sequin fabric.
  
• Metallic gold sequin & velvet panels
  
• Signature style Disarray oversized hood with cosy fleece lining and deluxe double-sided faux fur trim.
  
• Stretchy sports-style cuffs and waistband with go-faster stripes. 
• Large pouch pockets to keep your paws warm.
• Lux lining panels are revealed when worn unzipped.
• Soft and stretchy breathable lining for maximum action on the dance floor!    

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• This is a unisex design.
• We advise customers who consider themselves to have broad shoulders, deep chest and tall stature, should shop one size up, in this design.
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Bonus Round

• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available Fees are quoted at the checkout before payment. 
  

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for Every Purchase:  3 Trees will be planted when you purchase this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE 
  

Size Chart

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We Do love a good pair of jazzy joggers in Disarray! These puppies are perfect for festival fun times, wild nights, stylish city struts and lounging the house down in luxury. 

Create a fierce two-piece combo when you mix or match a pair of pimped-up printed tracksuit bottoms with a banging Disarray Hoodie

Disarray designs are super limited-edition so don't hold back!  If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Sumptuous high-quality, tiger Print velvet fabric.
  
• Zip-up pockets to keep your kit safe.
• Stretchy sports-style ankle cuffs and waistband with go-faster stripes.
• Super sparkly sequin strips on the outer leg seams.
• Elasticated waistband with an additional drawstring.

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• This is a unisex design.
• Jazzy joggers are tailor-made and true to size. They are a wide-leg cut for a relaxed fit. The main fabric is stretch velvet with an elasticated waist and additional drawstring. The ankle cuffs are also stretchy, making the fit quite versatile.  
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Bonus Round!

• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
• FREE re-usable Jazzy Bag with every purchase.
• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available Fees are quoted at the checkout before payment.

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for every Purchase:  3 Trees will be planted when you purchase this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE  

Size Chart

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Introducing little Miss 'Fluffalicious'.  She's fierce, she's fabulous, she's the fluffiest finery you could ever dream existed.  Wake up Superstars! The dream is real!

This rare tie-dyed fleece fabric is super soft and snugly and is offset perfectly by the pastel 'candy crackle' panels and the oversized froofy faux fur hood.

Create your own trans-seasonal, two-piece combo when you mix or match a pair of Disarray Jazzy Joggers.

As always these puppies are super limited-edition so don't hold back!  If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Sumptuous high-quality tufted fleece/faux fur.
  
• Candy rainbow crackle spandex panels.
  
• Signature style Disarray oversized hood with cosy fleece lining and deluxe double-sided faux fur trim.
  
• Stretchy sports-style cuffs and waistband.
• Large pouch pockets to keep your paws warm.
• Branded 'State of Disarray Tape' on the sleeves.
  
• Lux look front Interior panels in velvet, which are revealed when worn unzipped
• Soft and stretchy breathable lining for maximum mobility on the dance floor!    

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• This is a unisex design.
• We advise customers who consider themselves to have broad shoulders, deep chest and tall stature, should shop one size up, in this design.
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Bonus Round!

• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
• FREE re-usable Jazzy Bag with every purchase.
• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available Fees are quoted at the checkout before payment.

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for every Purchase:  3 Trees will be planted when you purchase this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE 
  

Size Chart

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Introducing little Miss 'Fluffalicious'.  She's fierce, she's fabulous, she's the fluffiest finery you could ever dream existed.  Wake up Superstars! The dream is real!

This rare tie-dyed fleece fabric is super soft and snugly and is offset perfectly by the pastel 'candy crackle' panels and the oversized froofy faux fur hood.

Create your own trans-seasonal, two-piece combo when you mix or match a pair of Disarray Jazzy Joggers.

As always these puppies are super limited-edition so don't hold back!  If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Sumptuous high-quality tufted fleece/faux fur.
  
• Candy rainbow crackle spandex panels.
  
• Signature style Disarray oversized hood with cosy fleece lining and deluxe double-sided faux fur trim.
  
• Stretchy sports-style cuffs and waistband.
• Large pouch pockets to keep your paws warm.
• Branded 'State of Disarray Tape' on the sleeves.
  
• Lux look front Interior panels in velvet, which are revealed when worn unzipped
• Soft and stretchy breathable lining for maximum mobility on the dance floor!    

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Chart
• Assorted fibres. 
• This is a unisex design.
• We advise customers who consider themselves to have broad shoulders, deep chest and tall stature, should shop one size up, in this design.
• If you require specific garment measurements, please get in touch with Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Bonus Round!

• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
• FREE re-usable Jazzy Bag with every purchase.
• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available Fees are quoted at the checkout before payment.

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for every Purchase:  3 Trees will be planted when you purchase this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE 
  

Size Guide

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It's a jungle out there! Whether you're heading out for a wild night in a festival field or styling out a statement street-wear strut, or just fancy feeling epic while you lounge the house down in luxury, you'll do it best dressed in your sumptuous new Deluxe Disarray Hoodie

Create a fierce trans-seasonal two-piece combo when you mix or match a pair of Disarray Jazzy Joggers.

As always these puppies are super limited-edition so don't hold back!  If you want to feel fabulous and look out of this world, this kit will take you there! 

Special Features Include:

• Limited edition and ethically tailor-made
• Unisex design - Perfectly cut for a flattering fit.
• Sumptuous high-quality velvet tiger print fabric.
• Holographic Silver spandex panels.
  
• Signature style Disarray oversized hood with cosy fleece lining and deluxe double-sided faux fur trim.
  
• Stretchy sports-style cuffs and waistband with go-faster stripes.
• Large pouch pockets to keep your paws warm.
• Super sparkly sequin strip on the sleeves.
  
• Lux look front Interior panels, which are revealed when worn unzipped
• Soft and stretchy breathable lining for maximum mobility on the dance floor!    

Garment Care & Fitting Advice

• Hand wash with care
• Size Guide
• Assorted fibres. 
• This is a unisex design.
• We advise customers who consider themselves to have broad shoulders, deep chest and tall stature, should shop one size up, in this design.      
• If you require specific garment measurements, please contact Disco Dispatch Doris:  doris@stateofdisarray.co.uk

Bonus Round!

• Score 10% Off your order If you're not already on our mailing list, subscribe here  & receive a discount code to celebrate joining family Disarray.
• FREE re-usable Jazzy Bag with every purchase.
• FREE UK SHIPPING on orders over £150 
• Worldwide Shipping Available Fees are quoted at the checkout before payment. 

 Small Business, Charity & the Environment

• Slow Ethical Fashion: Designed by Disarray a small independent UK brand & ethically produced in Hanoi, Vietnam by our small team of independent home tailors, learn more HERE
  
• Trees Planted for every Purchase:  3 Trees will be planted when you purchase this piece. See our forest grow HERE
• Funds for Food Banks:  Part of your purchase will help us fund 40 meals a month for people living below the poverty line in the UK, via FareShare
• Sustainability & Waste Reduction: Welcome to the fashion revolution! Discover how we are working towards zero waste in our production and learn more about who made your clothes HERE